To Mom and Dad - Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Kona
Today my people feed me a heart shaped pancake for breakfast. I woofed (no pun intended) down in about a minute and then sat under the kid's chair waiting for more, but sadly, nothing else came my way.
Since I threw up on the people's couch earlier this week, I have been banished back to my bed on the floor again. I secret sleep on the couch all day while they are gone. (Shhh, don't tell them).
This cold weather is not my favorite. Why do I have to go outside in the freezing cold and snow to go to the bathroom? The people get to go inside. I tried it one day and got in big trouble for using the step as my bathroom spot.
This strange little kid keeps chasing me around all the time asking me to do tricks. Then she pets me and tickles me and throws my Milkbones right at my face. I don't know how she expects me to catch them that way. The bigger people tell her to leave me along, but she doesn't listen. Maybe she needs bigger ears like I have to hear better. But the kid is nice to snuggle with and she has lots of fleece blankets - my favorite.
Not much new here. My people are watching this show all the time called Olympics and they keep yelling at the TV a lot cheering for something. I checked the TV and didn't see any dogs or any food, so I don't understand what the fuss is all about.
Happy Travels. I will continue my never-ending quest for forgotten crumbs and snacks on the floor. (The kid leaves a lot of stuff laying around).
Love, Kona
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Kona's Quirks
Ok, so here is a list of things that we have noticed that are quirky about Kona aka Hootie aka Hootie Hoo Hoo.
1) This little doggie has the worst gas of any dog I have ever been around. Totally gross and some nights we are gagging while sitting next to her. My most favorite was last night when she tooted and you could hear it - I looked at her and said, "Kona - excuse you." Kona then looks all around the room like she had nothing to do with this. And she also pretends to be asleep when she does this and we look at her, but I know that she knows what is going on.
2) Kona's ears are like little radar antennas - when there are noises her ears move forward, backward, and sideways and look like little antennas trying to pick up radio signals.
3) Kona thinks that every time we eat something she is entitled to a portion of what we are eating. Ebeth is super guilty of giving Kona snacks from goldfish, to cereal, to chicken, to veggies under the table. Ebeth also sneaks Kona extra dog food when we aren't looking.
4) Kona has a big issue with the buzzer on the dryer. When the dryer is done and the clothes are ready, the buzzer total freaks Kona out. Her little radar antenna ears go bananas and she is on high alert like a fire alarm is going off. Then she looks at me like, "hello? aren't you supposed to be doing something about this noise?"
5) Kona is now a big weenie when it comes to walking in the snow. When she goes out for a bathroom break she prances around in the snow and can't stand the snow on her feet. She even goes so far as to keep one foot up in the air so it doesn't get snow on it. It is especially funny to watch her try to balance on 3 legs while trying to go to the bathroom.
We enjoy having Kona stay with us, despite all her quirks. It makes for some very entertaining evenings.
1) This little doggie has the worst gas of any dog I have ever been around. Totally gross and some nights we are gagging while sitting next to her. My most favorite was last night when she tooted and you could hear it - I looked at her and said, "Kona - excuse you." Kona then looks all around the room like she had nothing to do with this. And she also pretends to be asleep when she does this and we look at her, but I know that she knows what is going on.
2) Kona's ears are like little radar antennas - when there are noises her ears move forward, backward, and sideways and look like little antennas trying to pick up radio signals.
3) Kona thinks that every time we eat something she is entitled to a portion of what we are eating. Ebeth is super guilty of giving Kona snacks from goldfish, to cereal, to chicken, to veggies under the table. Ebeth also sneaks Kona extra dog food when we aren't looking.
4) Kona has a big issue with the buzzer on the dryer. When the dryer is done and the clothes are ready, the buzzer total freaks Kona out. Her little radar antenna ears go bananas and she is on high alert like a fire alarm is going off. Then she looks at me like, "hello? aren't you supposed to be doing something about this noise?"
5) Kona is now a big weenie when it comes to walking in the snow. When she goes out for a bathroom break she prances around in the snow and can't stand the snow on her feet. She even goes so far as to keep one foot up in the air so it doesn't get snow on it. It is especially funny to watch her try to balance on 3 legs while trying to go to the bathroom.
We enjoy having Kona stay with us, despite all her quirks. It makes for some very entertaining evenings.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Weekend Recap
Well, time for the recap of Kona's first full weekend at the Kester house. Friday Kona kept Ebeth company while she was home sick from preschool. They napped together for quite a while. That afternoon Ebeth and I grocery shopped and upon our return from the store Kona completed a thorough inspection of the grocery bags searching for what she hoped was hers...but Ebeth patiently explained to Kona that her food is only the dog food and she should just like it and eat it (which Ebeth has heard many times from us when she doesn't like the meal that is served).
Saturday was a nice day at home and Ebeth and Kona spent part of the afternoon watching movies together. However Saturday night was a little scary for Kona. Kona stayed up late with Nick and didn't quite get that when it was time for bed she should lay in her bed. She followed Nick around and since it was dark, got kicked once and almost stepped on twice as Nick couldn't see her in the dark. It was like the Kona version of Survior - try to make it to her doggie bed without getting squished by the giant.
Today Kona took her first car ride with the Kesters where she rode to the bank and tried to climb out the window while we were in the drive up lane. Then we went to Grandpa and Grandma Kester's house for supper where Kona was totally spoiled with a delicious dinner of turkey and some mashed potatoes. (Potatoes curtousy of Ebeth).
Now she is resting quietly next to me...well, not really quiet as she is snoring and sounds like a chain saw.
Saturday was a nice day at home and Ebeth and Kona spent part of the afternoon watching movies together. However Saturday night was a little scary for Kona. Kona stayed up late with Nick and didn't quite get that when it was time for bed she should lay in her bed. She followed Nick around and since it was dark, got kicked once and almost stepped on twice as Nick couldn't see her in the dark. It was like the Kona version of Survior - try to make it to her doggie bed without getting squished by the giant.
Today Kona took her first car ride with the Kesters where she rode to the bank and tried to climb out the window while we were in the drive up lane. Then we went to Grandpa and Grandma Kester's house for supper where Kona was totally spoiled with a delicious dinner of turkey and some mashed potatoes. (Potatoes curtousy of Ebeth).
Now she is resting quietly next to me...well, not really quiet as she is snoring and sounds like a chain saw.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Happenings in Kona-ville
Weather report: Freezing cold with snow flurries. Kona does not enjoy the snow falling while she is out doing her business and keeps trying to sneak back in the house before she is done.
Breaking news: Kona caught red-handed (or red pawed). Kona was busted today for sleeping on our bed while we are gone during the day. Nick came home early and found her all cozy and napping in the middle of our bed. I seem to recall specifically telling her that was not allowed.....
Social events: Ebeth and Kona have rekindled their friendship, getting along pretty well these days. Kona even allows Ebeth to take her for walks. Last night Ebeth played toys with Kona throwing her kangaroos around while Kona chases them. Which, by the way, is especially funny because Kona hasn't quite mastered the laminate floors and slips and slides all over when she tries to run. Ebeth now "blows kisses" to Kona, which she has determined is much safer.
More breaking news: Kona attacked by rug during toy chase. This just in - Kona was just attacked by a seemingly harmless rug during an extensive kangaroo chase around the table. Kona has filed a complaint (unexpected bark). The rug police are investigating.
These are your top stories from Kona-ville.
Breaking news: Kona caught red-handed (or red pawed). Kona was busted today for sleeping on our bed while we are gone during the day. Nick came home early and found her all cozy and napping in the middle of our bed. I seem to recall specifically telling her that was not allowed.....
Social events: Ebeth and Kona have rekindled their friendship, getting along pretty well these days. Kona even allows Ebeth to take her for walks. Last night Ebeth played toys with Kona throwing her kangaroos around while Kona chases them. Which, by the way, is especially funny because Kona hasn't quite mastered the laminate floors and slips and slides all over when she tries to run. Ebeth now "blows kisses" to Kona, which she has determined is much safer.
More breaking news: Kona attacked by rug during toy chase. This just in - Kona was just attacked by a seemingly harmless rug during an extensive kangaroo chase around the table. Kona has filed a complaint (unexpected bark). The rug police are investigating.
These are your top stories from Kona-ville.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
KNN - Kona News Network Update
Kona seems to be settling in nicely. She has already been chasing squirrels out of our yard and has figured out she should hang out by Ebeth during meals since that is where the food falls from. Kona has also taken to following me around all the time and waits for me outside the door when I don't let her follow me. Last night she went right to bed and at about 2am she decided to try and be stealthy and jump into bed with us. At first, I was impressed because that is a pretty high jump and Kona has pretty short legs. But sadly for Kona, she was relocated back to her dog bed on the floor. Ebeth and Kona had a small scuffle this evening, which was Ebeth's fault - resulting in a few scratches and a new appreciation for the Kona's personal space.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Kona
Ok, so I really should have posted this first as I am sure some of you are wondering who Kona is - we have offered to care for Kona (the most well-behaved Boston according to her parents) while my cousin, Bethany, and her husband Mark travel for 37 weeks for an awesome new job for Verizon driving around in the Verizon-Mobile. So we have affectionately dubbed our house "Kona's Bed & Breakfast" while she stays with us. She completed a thorough sniffing of the whole house and marked her territory in the backyard, and then claimed her cushion on the couch.
Kona's Arrival
Jan 23 - Ebeth anxiously awaited Kona's big arrival and has been asking for days when Kona would get here. Kona showed up early this afternoon and Ebeth has been glued to her side ever since. Ebeth can't seem to figure out why Kona doesn't want to see her toys and her room. (Kona looks at us grown-ups as if to say "you have got to be kidding me"). Ebeth has already moved Kona's bed into her room as Kona will be sleeping with her tonight - althought Kona might not be quite as excited as Ebeth :) Currenly, both girls are napping (and snoring) on the couch together.
And as a side note - for a dog who hates snow and wet and cold (according to her parents), she spend a long time running around the snow-covered yard this afternoon enjoying herself.
And as a side note - for a dog who hates snow and wet and cold (according to her parents), she spend a long time running around the snow-covered yard this afternoon enjoying herself.
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