To Mom and Dad - Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Kona
Today my people feed me a heart shaped pancake for breakfast. I woofed (no pun intended) down in about a minute and then sat under the kid's chair waiting for more, but sadly, nothing else came my way.
Since I threw up on the people's couch earlier this week, I have been banished back to my bed on the floor again. I secret sleep on the couch all day while they are gone. (Shhh, don't tell them).
This cold weather is not my favorite. Why do I have to go outside in the freezing cold and snow to go to the bathroom? The people get to go inside. I tried it one day and got in big trouble for using the step as my bathroom spot.
This strange little kid keeps chasing me around all the time asking me to do tricks. Then she pets me and tickles me and throws my Milkbones right at my face. I don't know how she expects me to catch them that way. The bigger people tell her to leave me along, but she doesn't listen. Maybe she needs bigger ears like I have to hear better. But the kid is nice to snuggle with and she has lots of fleece blankets - my favorite.
Not much new here. My people are watching this show all the time called Olympics and they keep yelling at the TV a lot cheering for something. I checked the TV and didn't see any dogs or any food, so I don't understand what the fuss is all about.
Happy Travels. I will continue my never-ending quest for forgotten crumbs and snacks on the floor. (The kid leaves a lot of stuff laying around).
Love, Kona
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Kona's Quirks
Ok, so here is a list of things that we have noticed that are quirky about Kona aka Hootie aka Hootie Hoo Hoo.
1) This little doggie has the worst gas of any dog I have ever been around. Totally gross and some nights we are gagging while sitting next to her. My most favorite was last night when she tooted and you could hear it - I looked at her and said, "Kona - excuse you." Kona then looks all around the room like she had nothing to do with this. And she also pretends to be asleep when she does this and we look at her, but I know that she knows what is going on.
2) Kona's ears are like little radar antennas - when there are noises her ears move forward, backward, and sideways and look like little antennas trying to pick up radio signals.
3) Kona thinks that every time we eat something she is entitled to a portion of what we are eating. Ebeth is super guilty of giving Kona snacks from goldfish, to cereal, to chicken, to veggies under the table. Ebeth also sneaks Kona extra dog food when we aren't looking.
4) Kona has a big issue with the buzzer on the dryer. When the dryer is done and the clothes are ready, the buzzer total freaks Kona out. Her little radar antenna ears go bananas and she is on high alert like a fire alarm is going off. Then she looks at me like, "hello? aren't you supposed to be doing something about this noise?"
5) Kona is now a big weenie when it comes to walking in the snow. When she goes out for a bathroom break she prances around in the snow and can't stand the snow on her feet. She even goes so far as to keep one foot up in the air so it doesn't get snow on it. It is especially funny to watch her try to balance on 3 legs while trying to go to the bathroom.
We enjoy having Kona stay with us, despite all her quirks. It makes for some very entertaining evenings.
1) This little doggie has the worst gas of any dog I have ever been around. Totally gross and some nights we are gagging while sitting next to her. My most favorite was last night when she tooted and you could hear it - I looked at her and said, "Kona - excuse you." Kona then looks all around the room like she had nothing to do with this. And she also pretends to be asleep when she does this and we look at her, but I know that she knows what is going on.
2) Kona's ears are like little radar antennas - when there are noises her ears move forward, backward, and sideways and look like little antennas trying to pick up radio signals.
3) Kona thinks that every time we eat something she is entitled to a portion of what we are eating. Ebeth is super guilty of giving Kona snacks from goldfish, to cereal, to chicken, to veggies under the table. Ebeth also sneaks Kona extra dog food when we aren't looking.
4) Kona has a big issue with the buzzer on the dryer. When the dryer is done and the clothes are ready, the buzzer total freaks Kona out. Her little radar antenna ears go bananas and she is on high alert like a fire alarm is going off. Then she looks at me like, "hello? aren't you supposed to be doing something about this noise?"
5) Kona is now a big weenie when it comes to walking in the snow. When she goes out for a bathroom break she prances around in the snow and can't stand the snow on her feet. She even goes so far as to keep one foot up in the air so it doesn't get snow on it. It is especially funny to watch her try to balance on 3 legs while trying to go to the bathroom.
We enjoy having Kona stay with us, despite all her quirks. It makes for some very entertaining evenings.
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